Loxfish T-shirts and More!!
March 19, 2007
Please check out our new online store for loxfish T-shirts, sweatshirts, tank tops and more!
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Here's What People Are Saying About the Loxfish!
November 20, 2006
Thank you so much for actually creating this loxfish. I swear, I laughed for half an hour with my non-jewish boyfriend about it - he thinks it's great, too!
- Erin S.
I don't know if non-Jews are as entertained, but I laughed my way through the website. I particularly like the definition of different kinds of lox and how they are prepared. You guys are brilliant! Hope Dad's getting a cut of the profits!
- Cathy S.
Bravo! Brilliant.
- Paul S.
Phone Number Change
November 16, 2006
Please note that our phone number is 1-888-780-4LOX. It will soon be corrected on the contact page of the site. Thanks!
-Mike and Tes
Welcome to Loxfish!!!!
November 16, 2006
Hi Everyone,
Welcome to loxfish! Thank you for stopping by and checking out the site. Please take a look around and feel free to leave any feedback you may have either here or by emailing Mike at mike@loxfish.com or Tes at tes@loxfish.com. Thanks again for stopping by.
-Mike and Tes
Who We Are
loxfish, LLC is a merchandiser of novelty items geared towards the Jewish community. However, our products are intended to be enjoyed by all regardless of religious preference. It is with this goal in mind that loxfish, LLC strives to transcend religious boundaries and bring people together through humor.
Our Partners
Shipping & Other Policies
loxfish, LLC is committed to providing a quality product and the best customer service. We offer a 100% satisfaction guarantee on all items.
- Time
Regular orders will be packaged for shipping within 2-3 business days of order submission. Overnight orders received by 3pm will be shipped same day for next business day delivery.
- Shipping Rates
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- $4.95 for regular shipping
(5 to 7 days) - $21.95 for overnight delivery
- 10 or more items = an additional $4.95
- $4.95 for regular shipping
- Return Policy
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All customers returning unopened items will be refunded 100% of the purchase price and shipping & handling fees, minus a $2.00 per item restocking fee. Returns on any defective items will be handled as follows:
- Any defective item will be replaced free of charge.
- We will pay the cost of return shipping of any defective item.*
- We will pay all shipping and handling fees to replace any defective item.
* The item must be returned via United States Postal Service first class mail only. We will not reimburse the costs of returning items to us by any other means.
- Having Troubles Ordering?
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After you add items to your cart and you wish to edit the quantity further, please do so using the shopping cart and not this page's quantity box.
If you added items to your cart with "Overnight" delivery and you want to change your order to the more basic "Normal" shipping method, regrettably you must delete items in your cart and start over again. It stinks we know, but it's a limitation of the PayPal cart we are using. On the other hand, if you want to upgrade from "Normal" to "Overnight", no worries - go right ahead.
Payment Info
We have chosen to use PayPal as our online credit card processor because it's a name trusted by millions and their customer service is excellent. You don't have to have a PayPal account to purchase. Major credit cards accepted.
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